Elle

Airport run at 5am.

I'm beyond exhausted. I suggest everyone get off the roads.

I totally should not be driving right now…

Rita is going back to LA tomorrow morning, the right thing to do is pick her up now from Queens so I get to hang out with her for at least a few hours. Right?

Lets home I make it to Queens and back alive.

Then the 6am airport run? Hmmm…. Ya not quite sure alive will even be a possibility.

Lets all hope for the best.

But once again, please, for your own safety as well as mine, please stay off the roads.

Bake the cake anyone?

And to think I only met Yael 2 months ago.

Its crazy when you think about it. Technically I met her 3 months ago, but that was for about 10 minutes, then about an hour the night they invited me for dinner. How everything worked out and the fact that right now I’m sitting at her wedding…its all beyond what I thought I’d be doing today.

I mean really, think of everything that could have gone wrong. Sharing a room with a total stranger. Factor in that I was that total stranger. Countless possibilities of situation going way bad. And for some reason it didn’t. Yael liked me. She somehow enjoyed my nightly request to cuddle. She found me humorous? Not sure how. But she really gave me way more than I expected out of these 2 months. Literally, and figuratively of course. But mostly, thanks for watching Evolution with me.

Yael & Jason, 8 years in the making, I’m so happy that I’m here with you guys today and that I got to know you both. Looking forward to when you come back to visit. Both me and my big bed. We are expecting you both!

Mazel Tov!

I really wish I was sleeping.

Where are the fireworks coming from?

I can hear them.

I can’t see them.

Where are they coming from?

A car phone? And you are proud of that?

As I was walking today I couldn’t help but notice this guy stopped at a red light with his window rolled down. He was sitting there all relaxed, elbow hanging out the car window. Just one problem, he was on a white car phone. Not only was the phone the size of a Zack Morris phone…but it had a thick white cord attached. I’m sorry, but where did you get that thing? If for some reason I was on a car phone, I’m not sure why I would be, but if I where to be…I would close my damn window! I wouldn’t be parading the thing around town like he was.

Someone should inform this guy that a)car phones stopped being cool the year beepers came out and b) repeat a) one more time, I doubt he fully understood it, I mean, he is using a car phone, chances are he is missing a few screws and takes a while to fully conceptualize things.