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12/02/2009

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carlovely:

Tired of people “borrowing” your pen all the time? Well, give ‘em a little shock with these subversively funny pens. Each of them are printed with fake but very funny company names and tag lines, such as:

Springfield Sexual Addiction CenterFrom PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
Shecky The ClownBar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.
Electrolysis Is UsThe first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
Dr. Lance Hughes, ProctologyTurn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)

from neatorama

Secret Santa anyone?

Tired of people “borrowing” your pen all the time? Well, give ‘em a little shock with these subversively funny pens. Each of them are printed with fake but very funny company names and tag lines, such as:

Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998

Shecky The Clown
Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.

Electrolysis Is Us
The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas

Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)

from neatorama

Secret Santa anyone?

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I’m thinking of buying these….what do we think?

On a related note, great site! Discounted designer sunglasses!

Gaffos.com

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“The President gave his speech (on Afghanistan last night) at West Point. He was going to do it at the White House, but they wanted somewhere with better security.”

— JAY LENO, The Jay Leno Show (via inothernews)

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“I mean why do I need a basinet, can’t I just put the baby in draw?”

— Sonia, currently 8 1/2 months pregnant….on her plans for parenting. Good luck with that.

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In 3 days I've gotten 3 wrong messages...coincidence? Or not?

1 wrong email.

1 wrong IM.

1 wrong BBM.

I haven’t really gotten any of these since 7th grade when you “wrong im”-ed someone (usually on purpose).

I had no idea they had a comeback. Why did no one tell me?

What I’m really wondering is what those messages meant because honestly I wasn’t really following. What relationship exactly did the sender have to the sendee, because some of the things said… well…. ya, you get it what I’m, saying, right?

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You don't need to look sick to be sick!

I’ve had too many people tell me today that I don’t look sick. Or I don’t sound sick. Or that I should have gone to work and sick is no excuse.

I don’t care what you people say! I am sick! I’ve been up since 5am and you should have seen me then!

On a related note: I had no idea how stupid Saved by the Bell is! Why did we find that amusing? I’m starting to think the infomercials would have been a better thing to watch from 6-8am. On the other hand… Fresh Prince is still incredible and was a valuable use of my 9-10am.

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The baby penis cover!

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And now you can buy your baby a penis cover!

Product DescriptionA must-have for the parents of baby boys, the Weeblock® Oops from Sozo® is a wee-wee-absorbing sponge for use when changing diapers. Weeblock was invented by the parents of two boys who have developed a useful and fun solution to the inevitable fountains of youth. Just cover the baby during changing with the Weeblock® and stay dry! Weeblock® is a machine washable sponge covered in soft cotton jersey.

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This is a must have for all people changing a boys diaper… you know…for those little incidents… good thing I don’t actually know….and not looking forward to figuring such out.

Thanks Sonia!

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stryker:

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Meet the South Korean “Penis Fish”

Interesting…

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“You are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is, ‘Which path will you choose?’. This is something only you can decide.”

— Star Trek (2009)
Sarek(Ben Cross)

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“There are nearly thirteen million people in the world. None of those people is an extra. They’re all the leads of their own stories.”

— Synecdoche, New York (2008)
Caden Cotard (Philip Seymour Hoffman) (via lovekat04) (via filmquotes)

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“Some people are upset about President Obama’s prime time speech (last night) because it bumped ABC’s airing of ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas,’ or as Fox News reported it, ‘Obama ruins Christmas for a depressed bald kid.’”

—

CONAN O’BRIEN, The Tonight Show

(via the New York Times)

(via inothernews)

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I totally get the whole informercial thing on at such hours...

I am so close to buying the air climber, hans steam cleaning sanitzier (and no, this is no ordinary mop). ….Humans should be sleeping now. Bad things can occur when they aren’t. Wooww the steam sanitizer even cleans peanut butter off wood floors!! This is a must have! And 2 for the price of 1? I’m sold.

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12/01/2009

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TUMBLR MAD LIBS FOR SIX, PART ONE.

inothernews:

The ___________ was ready. It was ___________ and smelled like _________ and even looked a little like _________. Just different. The _________ was what distinguished it from the __________ that normally comes out of __________ kitchen. “A little __________ here, a dash of ________ there, and never, EVER wash your __________ when you’re handling it,” she used to say.

I put it in the _________ for later. Not that I would ever __________ my ________ with it, because it ___________ like ass.

So this is the other news?

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