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So thats what all the hype was about?!

I guess its time now to search “gum” and re-read all those posts with that...

Nov 25th

“All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women...”
— As You Like It (1936)...

Nov 25th

“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group...”
— Mary Poppins (1964) Mrs....

Nov 25th

Pay me in gum?

Is this the commercial everyone has been making gum comments about? Yes, I’ve been living...

Nov 25th

suicideblonde: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Nov 23rd

Boots for pedicures? Is this what the world has come to? ...

Nov 23rd

You are invited to join the "I lost my...

[Ignore] I don’t want that bastard having my number. I know you think its the perfect way to...

Nov 23rd

“I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull...”
— Norm Macdonald [For the...

Nov 23rd

How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Wet! Laffy Taffy Joke # 182

Nov 23rd

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer! Laffy Taffy Joke # 181

Nov 23rd

(via marco) Me: My room is so hot. Amy: All apartments in...

Nov 23rd

Why is it so hard to get dressed after...

I don’t mind the getting dressed in the morning. That isn’t bad. But getting dressed...

Nov 23rd

MEN AND URINALS: An Investigation | VICE

Nov 23rd

hunsonisgroovy: Always Squeeze From the Bottom PSA?

Nov 23rd

If I am working from home and order in...

This is crucial here to the rent I need to pay next week.

Nov 23rd

“Employed people began to spend their money more carefully...”
— The Big Picture (via azspot)

Nov 23rd

suicideblonde: The Goonies Goonies never say die.

Nov 23rd

Work is not meant for the weekend,...

Nov 23rd

“Two may talk together under the same roof for many years,...”
— Mary Catherwood (via...

Nov 23rd

Watch

indieandyy: The East Side of Los Angeles on a Sunny Day (via tumblangeles:grapesmc) — This is...

Nov 23rd

“You have to judge people by what you find them to be and not...”
— King’s Row (1942) Marie...

Nov 22nd

Goodnight world.

See you in 3 hours. Why did I do this tonight when I know I have to work tomorrow? No, please...

Nov 22nd

“I’m standing next to nechama, on a scale of 1 to...”
— Abby This may or may not have...

Nov 22nd

It takes off a few inches.

Zev, in regard to being circumcised.

Nov 22nd

An accurate synopsis

Ranger fan: The rangers are getting it real hard tonight
Zev: that's what she said.

Nov 22nd

Liveblogging from the Ranger game….not as much fun as it used to be…if only they’d...

Nov 22nd

“You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success...”
— Planes Trains and Automobiles...

Nov 21st

Working on the weekend....How again did...

Nov 21st

I get it! ….now to use the little toy!!

Nov 20th

Listen

topherchris: Green Day — Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) I play this whenever I unfollow some...

Nov 20th

Anyone know where I can buy the Dignity...

Nov 20th

See there. Whats that “i”? (Sorry Ion, not...

Nov 20th

apollosraven: nechamaelle: hmm which one of these should...

Nov 20th

Sony reader digital ebook

I think they spelled “Kindle” wrong.

Nov 20th

hmm which one of these should I believe? They both sound...

Nov 20th

What's the little "i" above each post...

Nov 20th

I like them little.

Nov 20th

alixjay: willowphoto: niki: I’m spending way too much...

Nov 20th

“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It only restores their...”
— 30 Rock (via acewepeel)

Nov 20th

I think he needs a new hobby

Me: Hows life?
Markyb: Tumblrs down, so its awful.

Nov 20th

markyb: Carrie Fisher and her stunt double laying out and...

Nov 20th

Watch

Tell me you weren’t walking around singing this all day for a very long time. And tell me you...

Nov 20th

Watch

I’m a fan. As always. Screw you crazy people claiming this is religious discrimination and...

Nov 20th

justkevin: New Life Goal Be Alec Baldwin (or at least...

Nov 20th

Just came up with a new bit....

Oh am I excited to try out this one. I just hope I remember it for when the time comes. This one is...

Nov 20th

“They recently made a porn movie, this is true, about Sarah...”
— TINA FEY, hosting the Ad...

Nov 20th

Gap brings the holidays...again

My first thought to this years was that it was going to strike some religious controversy… and...

Nov 20th

“In Manhattan real estate there are no rules. Its like an...”
— 30 Rock. Ok, so I may not...

Nov 20th

fatmanatee: Clint Eastwood hates you. The holy GQ +...

Nov 20th

Damn you day job!

‘I have an extra ticket to the Colbert Report today, want to come with me’? This is the...

Nov 20th

When thinking of Will Ferrell its hard not to post...

Nov 20th

Nov 20th

“It’s not about how well you play. It’s how you feel about...”
— The Curious Case of Benjamin...

Nov 20th

Two types of people

There are only two types of people in this world. 1. Stupid people 2. Morons. Which one are you?

Nov 20th

poortaste: via florencio I saw this movie! Thanks Dan.

Nov 19th

inothernews: Haha, Jon Stewart has members of Mariachi...

Nov 19th

Lou Dobbs explains his parting of ways...

DOBBS: Jon Klein, the president of CNN, told me point-blank that the network was going to move away from 'advocacy journalism' - that I practice - and move toward something he called 'middle-of-the-road journalism,' which I tried -
STEWART (LAUGHING): Wait. Are you sure it wasn't 'adult contemporary journalism'?
I will try to catch this tomorrow... and by catch I mean comedycentral.com

Nov 19th

Anyone want to buy Rangers tickets for...

Nov 19th

boutofcontext: Sign of the times. More...

Nov 19th

Nov 19th

Rita, this ones for you. Lets test your kepi once...

Nov 19th

And the word of the year is ‘unfriend’. ...

Nov 19th

Its not my fault everthing I say comes out funny, I’m...

Nov 19th

Recap of tonights amusements.

Amy is working. Rita is broken. Rachel is incapable. Nice work people, nice work.

Nov 19th

Is this ok?

Nov 19th

Videochating is the way of the future. Amy, can you hear me...

Nov 19th

Rita is so pathetic and follows my blog...

Its so pathetic, you should try blogging.

Nov 19th

Rita isn't sure how she ended up...

Email: rifkashaina@gmail.com

Nov 19th

Rita took the lead!

Yay Rita! Shes 10 points ahead! [Dancing Rita]

Nov 19th

And another proof of the greatness which is tumblr. ...

Nov 19th

9gag: How was the journey? Hey Rita, ever seen this...

Nov 18th

I really want something to celebrate...

I don’t want to be counting any chickens before they are hatched, but I really do feel like...

Nov 18th

Anyone want to buy Rangers tickets for...

Nov 18th

You are well prepared.

playnice: Pep Talk: You’ve seen this done before. You know how it goes. Now it’s your turn to step...

Nov 18th

suicideblonde: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom! ...

Nov 18th

“All the single ladies…All the single ladies…”
— Bo Peep. Thanks ION, now I...

Nov 18th

"To infinity and beyond" is a lyric from...

(via inothernews)

Nov 18th

Like I didn’t know I was worth millions..better yet,...

Nov 18th

They forgot ‘Reblog’

Nov 18th

Need some.

Nov 18th

“Fashion’s not about looking back, it’s always about looking...”
— The September Issue (2009)...

Nov 18th

On a related note:

I don’t like it when people curse. I don’t like people who curse. I don’t like...

Nov 17th

9gag: That’s What She Said The reason I hate the...

Nov 17th

9gag: Have a very

Nov 17th

Who actually reads the directions on...

Nov 17th

“I often hear people defending their “guilty pleasure” habit...”
— Marco.org: Agreed! (Mostly!...

Nov 17th

“Now what about this Bible and it’s old wisdom? Let’s take a...”
— Dinesh D’Souza - speaking at...

Nov 17th

http://www.oedipusthemovie.com/

Nov 17th

The New Yorker < Esquire

I’m not sure how anyone even reads this. It is awful. I often feel illiterate for not reading...

Nov 17th

Um ya I’m really happy for you! Wholeheartedly.

Nov 17th

If you’re a Republican, is it better to be in...

Nov 17th

How did this happen? How did I get here?

Nov 17th

Ever since reading this I am determined to see the movie. ...

Nov 17th

Whats black and white and red all over?

Nov 17th

Today at work I asked my boss what an...

Maybe this isn’t the way to get hired?

Nov 17th

Can facebook events please stop sending...

I get it, you want me to register. Again. And now tickets are half off. And now the event is...

Nov 17th

“I just want to be wonderful.”
— Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)...

Nov 17th

I've yet to be hired and I'm already...

Is this normal? Turns out I have a fear of commitment. And rejection. And of jobs. And of...

Nov 17th

This may or may not qualify me as a real...

Seeing a rat while standing on the subway platform today. My only thoughts: Nebech, that rat is...

Nov 17th

I'm going to pick up the pot, you stay...

And you stay classy San Diego.

Nov 16th

Can someone please post the gum...

Nov 16th

The guys I met on the subway were from a...

Turns out they’ve never seen anchorman. Opps.

Nov 16th

walpaper: alanfm78: Too funny. How stupid do they think...

Nov 16th

Excuse me, are you a local?

I really should answer no to this question. On the subway Friday afternoon two guys, mid...

Nov 16th

“The only good thing about loosing your job is that you no...”
— The End of Car Culture,...

Nov 16th

Because Because Because Because Because

Watching Wizard of Oz on TBS.

Nov 16th

suicideblonde: Mary Kate Olsen

Nov 16th

lafuguedantoine: regardless: kushnstarbucks: Need....

Nov 16th

"I'm not going to be pushed aside and...

inothernews: - JENNA, 30 Rock

Nov 15th

“You can have a headful of the best ideas but if you can’t...”
— The Education of Charlie Banks...

Nov 15th

Roma is staying open for me to get some...

Nov 15th

(via srsly)

Nov 15th

markyb: 12:50 hot cocoa break. Good stuff Couldn’t...

Nov 15th

“I’m getting off at 91 Street.”
— Clearly a tourist trying out a...

Nov 15th

Watch

Esquire has gone digital! (Again) Augmented Reality. Nice job. Can I get one of those moving...

Nov 14th

“Human identity is no longer defined by what one does but...”
— Capitalism: A Love Story...

Nov 14th

Alternate time zones.

Both me and Nicole were washing up at the same time this morning…her for bed, me for work. As...

Nov 13th

Why am I awake?

I went to sleep about 4 hours ago. No sleeping occurred. Finally got up, got the sweet potatoes from...

Nov 13th

I'm scared.

Nov 13th

Watch

More Americans Outsourcing Own Jobs Oversees. The Onion

Nov 13th

Its 10pm, why am I getting home from...

Nov 13th

Why is the wind so loud?

Nov 12th

inothernews: The New York Times is… easily surprised. Oh...

Nov 12th

Watch

thedailywhat: Lights Out: Jack-of-all-kick-ass-trades Toby Jones (of Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental...

Nov 12th

waxandmilk: I’m Only Popular On The Internet by...

Nov 12th

happycap: Rock. Must. See.

Nov 12th

darrenbrockes: madisonwhitney:

Nov 12th

Why I prefer the UWS over Bed-Stuy

bumblevision: neighborhoodr-upperwestside: Bearded Hipster: Do you Read? Me: Yes, I read. ...

Nov 12th

11/11 MAKE A WISH!

nudawn: markyb: nudawn: (via suckafuck) wanna know where i was at the 11th hour?  STUCK IN...

Nov 12th

Listen

indieandyy: The General by Dispatch Just listened to this on the subway!

Nov 12th

kari-shma: KISS (via onpaperwings) For Dan, on your road...

Nov 12th

Its late in the day, why can I still...

It should have worn off already….at least I am grateful we did not have this elevator sharing...

Nov 12th

Watch

You Suck at Photoshop #1: Distort, Warp, & Layer Effects More signs of Dan’s genius. ...

Nov 12th

15 Signs You’re A Bad Graphic Designer

Nov 12th

Its the American Way.

Says Sheri Bobbins.

Nov 11th

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Went to take out the trash. Came back with more than I went with…

Nov 11th

Veterans Day Bling.

Nov 11th

Office is closed tomorrow. I still have...

Why? I get to wear jeans to work!! Oh the simple things that excite me in life…

Nov 11th

waxandmilk: Treat Yourself To Sex: A Guide To Good Loving...

Nov 11th

Why did she need to sleep with him?

Is all that necessary these days? I really am not following and don’t think people should feel...

Nov 11th

Enough of the Vindiagrams!

We get it people! He makes sucky ass movies. Yes, ass-movies. Enough with it! Move on. Anyone...

Nov 11th

suicideblonde: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Nov 11th

Christmas is coming.... whats the deal...

Anyone recall last years festivities? I do. I want more. Walking around New York City I was...

Nov 11th

36 rules of life

somethingintellectual: 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on...

Nov 11th

Mad Men ended? I didn't even know it...

I’m sorry but I’ve been to busy obsessing over the brilliantness of Californication to...

Nov 11th

Often I find out more about myself from Google than I knew...

Nov 11th

Watch

Seems that credit card swipe happend a bit too fast… Cicso is out for credit card fraud?...

Nov 11th

'Reblog As' has been my favorite use of...

Nov 11th

Listen

folkinz: hilary duff: so yesterday

Nov 10th

indieandyy: christinefriar: David Palmer paved the way for...

Nov 10th

bowlingalleylawyer: marlasingerkindagirl: ...

Nov 10th

Bumblevision... I really do want to...

Email? (I’m a big fan of disqus and leaving comments)

Nov 10th

My tumblr has 365 pages of posts!

Happy one year amount of pages of posts!

Nov 10th

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when...”
— Ernest Hemingway. (via...

Nov 10th

somethingintellectual: The true trick to this sport,...

Nov 10th

I've got chicken guts all over my...

Nov 10th

How does underwear get to the floor in the subway station? ...

Nov 9th

Went to buy some new shampoo today. Am I suppose to...

Nov 9th

thedailywhat: OMG! Adorbz of the Day: It appears someone...

Nov 9th

Who Is a Jew? Court Ruling in Britain Raises...

Nov 9th

'90s rock bands that disappeared for a...

marco: Spin Doctors, 2005 (iTunes) Counting Crows, 2008 (Amazon, iTunes) Blind Melon, 2008...

Nov 9th

walpaper: agglesauce: 9gag.com —- Whoooaaa.

Nov 9th

How does one relax?

I’ve been a bit too busy recently to the extent that after calling in sick today I have no...

Nov 9th

How to Write with Style

Nov 9th

The Best Stuff on Earth Just Got Better.

I am a huge fan of the Snapple commercials. I’ve always been. Absolutely incredible. When...

Nov 9th

The list.

Sasha Yael R. Ettie Shani R. Cookie Yael H. Shira S. Lani W. Allie W. Rachel S. Rachel...

Nov 9th

Maybe I should have bought the next...

Getting into my dress tonight was a bit of a process. The thing was so tight that not only did it...

Nov 9th

...And the jello shots just came out...

Am I really at a wedding? This makes for 39 me. I’ve never been more confused. I’ve...

Nov 9th

indieandyy: (via apsies) I always hated this subject....

Nov 8th

Where is LOUISIANA and how do I get...

(damn tumblr, I’m out of questions for the day!)

Nov 8th

Wait, I'm a moron, Canada's got...

Nov 8th

Anyone coming with me to Canada?

Nov 8th

Can someone please explain all this gum...

Yes, this is mainly for ION, what did I miss?

Nov 6th

Today in passive aggressive

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Deleting your roommates past and future DVR recordings I never...

Nov 6th

I am uber cranky, and tomorrow didn't...

Tomorrow is going to suck. Like a lot. Like so much. Like this much.

Nov 6th

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future...”
— High Fidelity, Nick Hornby ...

Nov 6th

Yes, BAL....

bowlingalleylawyer: talk about Jesus H Christ, dude. H? Mommy, whats Jesus’ middle name? ...

Nov 6th

T.J. Maxx

Who knew they sell stuff? Its sort of like Loehmans, or Century 21, but its got a different name. ...

Nov 6th

I really want to be sleeping right...

Nov 5th

Ambein has never looked so good....An...

I need me some…..

Nov 5th

I hear loud noises... are there fire...

Or is someone blowing up the state of New York (or city?)

Nov 5th

inothernews: Yep. To be loved by you….

Nov 5th

Turtle Power!! Ryan is back.

I’ve never ‘read more’ before, until tonight that is. Thanks Ryan! And guess...

Nov 5th

acewepeel: willmccloud: (via tumblrisforfaggots) I...

Nov 5th

Reina knew me when I was unemployed.

She isn’t getting how it is possible for me to be on such a high right now. She isn’t...

Nov 5th

Eating with your fingers while holding a...

Why do people insist on doing so? If you are holding the fork in your hand, you might as well use...

Nov 5th

Yoni doesn't understand my brain.

I get my brain. Why doesn’t he?

Nov 5th

Nov 5th

“It’s when you run away that you’re most liable to stumble.”
— The Snows of Kilimanjaro...

Nov 5th

I didn't vote. Didn't even know who was...

Ok I’m a moron. I knew there was voting going on in Jersey and in New York City… but...

Nov 4th

Did you remember to vote today?

Nov 4th

MuppetPants is back!!

Nov 4th

My Favorite Picks from Saks.com Sale

Nov 4th

“You’re one person against the world unless you have someone....”
— The Devil and Miss Jones...

Nov 4th

Philly is in New York City.

Philly is short for Philadelphia. Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is long for the...

Nov 3rd

I think I have a crush on myself.

And sidepoint, I am an amazing writer. (for proof read my last post…it may be long, its a 2...

Nov 3rd

youngmanhattanite: There are a few benefits to following...

Nov 3rd

The chicken is spoiled

Being born Jewish brings along with it quite a few obligatory holidays which we celebrate in ways...

Nov 3rd

What foods do you eat on Thanksgiving?

I’m writing a paper on Thanksgiving and can’t come up with anything (I’m jewish,...

Nov 3rd

“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”
— Eternal Sunshine of the...

Nov 2nd

suicideblonde: bohemea: Jon Stewart & his daughter...

Nov 2nd

“Smoke detectors can save your life…only if they are...”
— Fox 5. Thank you for the psa,...

Nov 2nd

I like the white team. Go white team!

Nov 2nd

Rumor has it, acutane and alcohol do not...

Rumor has it, I’m going to die. Opps.

Nov 2nd

How does one know when they are drunk?

I’ve been told several things. 1. when you wake up in bed with 2 guys next to you. 2. In 6...

Nov 2nd

On the not-expected...

I skipped the gym tonight due to my immense amount of school work. About to start my school work I...

Nov 2nd

Public Service Announcement

There’s some sort of race going on in New York City. Lots of streets are closed. Don’t...

Nov 1st

I feel ill.

Remind me not to do Halloween next year.

Nov 1st