Elle

indieandyy: (via apsies) I always hated this subject....

Nov 8th

Where is LOUISIANA and how do I get...

(damn tumblr, I’m out of questions for the day!)

Nov 8th

Wait, I'm a moron, Canada's got...

Nov 8th

Anyone coming with me to Canada?

Nov 8th

Can someone please explain all this gum...

Yes, this is mainly for ION, what did I miss?

Nov 6th

Today in passive aggressive

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Deleting your roommates past and future DVR recordings I never...

Nov 6th

I am uber cranky, and tomorrow didn't...

Tomorrow is going to suck. Like a lot. Like so much. Like this much.

Nov 6th

“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future...”
— High Fidelity, Nick Hornby ...

Nov 6th

Yes, BAL....

bowlingalleylawyer: talk about Jesus H Christ, dude. H? Mommy, whats Jesus’ middle name? ...

Nov 6th

T.J. Maxx

Who knew they sell stuff? Its sort of like Loehmans, or Century 21, but its got a different name. ...

Nov 6th

I really want to be sleeping right...

Nov 5th

Ambein has never looked so good....An...

I need me some…..

Nov 5th

I hear loud noises... are there fire...

Or is someone blowing up the state of New York (or city?)

Nov 5th

inothernews: Yep. To be loved by you….

Nov 5th

Turtle Power!! Ryan is back.

I’ve never ‘read more’ before, until tonight that is. Thanks Ryan! And guess...

Nov 5th

acewepeel: willmccloud: (via tumblrisforfaggots) I...

Nov 5th

Reina knew me when I was unemployed.

She isn’t getting how it is possible for me to be on such a high right now. She isn’t...

Nov 5th

Eating with your fingers while holding a...

Why do people insist on doing so? If you are holding the fork in your hand, you might as well use...

Nov 5th

Yoni doesn't understand my brain.

I get my brain. Why doesn’t he?

Nov 5th

Nov 5th

“It’s when you run away that you’re most liable to stumble.”
— The Snows of Kilimanjaro...

Nov 5th

I didn't vote. Didn't even know who was...

Ok I’m a moron. I knew there was voting going on in Jersey and in New York City… but...

Nov 4th

Did you remember to vote today?

Nov 4th

MuppetPants is back!!

Nov 4th

My Favorite Picks from Saks.com Sale

Nov 4th

“You’re one person against the world unless you have someone....”
— The Devil and Miss Jones...

Nov 4th

Philly is in New York City.

Philly is short for Philadelphia. Philadelphia is in Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania is long for the...

Nov 3rd

I think I have a crush on myself.

And sidepoint, I am an amazing writer. (for proof read my last post…it may be long, its a 2...

Nov 3rd

youngmanhattanite: There are a few benefits to following...

Nov 3rd

The chicken is spoiled

Being born Jewish brings along with it quite a few obligatory holidays which we celebrate in ways...

Nov 3rd

What foods do you eat on Thanksgiving?

I’m writing a paper on Thanksgiving and can’t come up with anything (I’m jewish,...

Nov 3rd

“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”
— Eternal Sunshine of the...

Nov 2nd

suicideblonde: bohemea: Jon Stewart & his daughter...

Nov 2nd

“Smoke detectors can save your life…only if they are...”
— Fox 5. Thank you for the psa,...

Nov 2nd

I like the white team. Go white team!

Nov 2nd

Rumor has it, acutane and alcohol do not...

Rumor has it, I’m going to die. Opps.

Nov 2nd

How does one know when they are drunk?

I’ve been told several things. 1. when you wake up in bed with 2 guys next to you. 2. In 6...

Nov 2nd

On the not-expected...

I skipped the gym tonight due to my immense amount of school work. About to start my school work I...

Nov 2nd

Public Service Announcement

There’s some sort of race going on in New York City. Lots of streets are closed. Don’t...

Nov 1st

I feel ill.

Remind me not to do Halloween next year.

Nov 1st