January 2009
bitesizedkids:
Today, I realize that the person I am, isn’t who I am, but who I see. I don’t know who I truly am, what I want to be, what I really cherish.
I’m nothing but snippets of everyone I have ever known, personalities and habits alike, all woven together into one being. Everything would fall apart, with the pull of an unfettered string, and I’d be nothing. Vacant. Dry. Hollow. An...
“Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or...”
– Jim Jarmusch (via hangmanblues)
Note to Self!
kamglam: Dear Self please make it your very highest priority ASAP to learn how to consume alcohol properly! So that when you do drink you don’t feel like a shell of a human being who only has a few short hours of life left! Rule number one: You must eat prior to drinking! Rule number two: Try to stick to the same drink! Goodluck with your future drinking endeavors! I look forward to hearing...
“Choose the path that makes the best story”
– Izzo (via emilayyp)
30 most satisfying simple pleasures
professionalwidow:
1. Sleeping In on a Rainy Day
2. Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had
3. Making Brief Eye Contact with Someone of the Opposite Sex
4. Skinny Dipping
5. Making the Yellow Light
6. Telling a Funny or Interesting, True Story
7. Seeing a Friend Stumble Over Himself
8. Hearing the Right Song at the Right Moment
9. The First Sip of a Beverage When You’re Thirsty
10....
Just found 2 week old food in the fridge and am...
I contemplated this for a little bit. I wondered if it is spoiled. It probably is.
The thing is, everyone is going to be sick tomorrow anyways. It is National Hang-Over day. So what is my hang over is actually food poisoning? We all say we have ‘food poisioning’ to cover up when we are hung over, so now I’m going to use ‘I’m hung-over’ to cover up my food...
December 2008
Someone asked me to design a logo and letterhead...
This guy is a friend of my dads and knows that I do graphic design, so he called me and asked if I can make his logo and letterhead (5 piece stationary) for a new company he is starting.
I’ve been doing design for about 3 years now, graduated college last year, and hate freelance more than life itself, but I like this guy, and I got laid off today, so I’m pretty sure we all know I can...
Meme - Favorite Movie of 2008
shutupinternet:
What was your favorite movie that you saw that came out this year. Be quick, once 2009 hits the meme goes dead. Also, if you’re in a timezone that has already passed into ‘09, you can’t participate. Just kidding.
I was a big fan of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, maybe because it was recent or maybe because it was really great, I’m not quite sure. Probably a bit of both.
...
“No is not an answer, its the beginning of an argument”
– annon.
I read it in a book and it is quoted as “This is a popular saying”. I never heard it, so I guess it isn’t that popular…but I am going to change that!
“A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his friend and asks for a cigarette....”
– Funny New Years Joke
Ok, maybe its not so funny, your call.
For everyone who has been trying to reach me...
I left my cell phone at home, find a more creative way to get in touch with me.
“In a flash I have my new year’s resolution - aim higher.”
– Alfie (2004) Alfie(Jude Law)
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via lickystickypicky)
Gallery of Annoying Backgrounds →
davidmaddox:
this seriously just about made me vomit. GIF’s galore coming out of your screen, chasing you down, blinking and strobing their way into your brain.
…but you really have to see it to believe it.
(via me. I found it. I swear.)
I couldn’t make it thru the whole list. I thought I’d be able to. I said to myself, ‘hey self, these are nothing, so lame!’. Then...
Incredible Oxymorons
52. Honest Lawyer 51. Jumbo Shrimp 50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline Food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary...
30 Unforgettable Movie Opening Sequences →
(via jbishop)
Very true…. yet here is what was going thru my head as I scrolled thru this list.
• I knew it! I’ve so far seen all these movies and totally loved the opening sequences! I have incredible taste!
• [reaches the fourth movie on the list], ok, maybe I haven’t seen all of them, but I have good taste anyways.
• [reaches mid list]. I saw that one in film class, can I...
How many times
strokesego:
do you hit the dashboard button and or refresh the page a day? Be honest
Is that even a real question? I didn’t know anyone can count that high, I surely can’t.
Can we all just take a moment to marvel at Kaytee...
allthiscanbeyours:
Seriously, those two are living out the tumblrcrush dream, god love ‘em.
I really don’t want to ruin any of your fantasies or anything, but being that they are dating in real life sort of takes away the whole ‘tumblr crush’ aspect and turns them into ‘real people in a relationship’.
I know… that totally did just ruin it for you, didn’t...
“I learned that no matter how much you care, some people will never understand....”
– (via littlemiss)
This is my life on a daily basis.
I just asked my dad to book my tickets to LA with...
The weird part:
1. He said yes.
2. I know everything about advertising. I studied it in college and am sort of in the industry.
Regardless, lesson learned (for the companies and advertisers)- make good ads and I will spend a lot of money regardless of the cost of your product or whether or not its better than the competition. Do your research and if your ad sucks, hire me.
On a side note, I...
“Life’s not about expecting, hoping and wishing, it’s about doing, being and...”
– Mike Dooley (via lickystickypicky)
After reading this I am going to transfer at jamacia. What does that say about me? Huh?!
who wants to guess what ill be doing tonight?
Yup, I’m going. Ill be on the 9:02.
I hate myself.
I am about to hold a grudge and in turn be a...
I know I’m being pathetic but I’ve had enough. I really am not going to take this anymore.
I’m the person who goes everywhere… and now I’m not going here? What am I trying to prove?
Well, I know what I am trying to prove, but who actually is going to think long enough in order to figure out what I’m proving? No one. They are all just going to think I’m a...
“…for now, I’ll be known as the Tumblr Plagiarist”
– Sam Paro
“Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.”
– Bertrand Russell
The Mother of all Police Excuses, part 1
I know most of us have been stopped by the Police or had unusual accidents for any number of reasons. If you are stuck in the future try one of these sure fire excuses!
# 1. Please excuse me from this speeding ticket. My wife ran off with a state policeman and when I saw your flashing lights I didn’t stop because I thought you might be the trooper who is trying to bring her back to...
“It’s only when you embrace your past that you truly move forward.”
– Now and Then (1995) Samantha Albertson(Demi Moore)
I've never written anything political on my blog...
My blog, generally is about being funny, sarcastic and other such ways of laughing at something or someone.
Anytime there is any political controversy or something that everyone is discussing in terms of reality, I ignore it. I ignore stating my views because that is not what I am about. I listen to the news every morning, I wake up to WCBS, I’m just not into talking about my views, I keep...
WatchIAF Attack on Hamas Vehicle Loaded with Grad Missiles Eng. 12/29/08
For all those people that are saying that Israel should stop their attacks, please explain this. Please explain the lives that would have been lost by all the bombing and missiles that Hamas would have done if this transaction was not targeted.
The israeli’s are targeting terrorists. They have intelligence which allows...
Gaza Arab Girl Blames Hamas For Family Members'... →
A young Arab girl whose family members were killed Sunday in Gaza says in a TV interview, “I say Hamas is the cause of all wars.”
