February 2009
My goal for this year.
Every year I get very depressed around my birthday. I realize how old I am and how little I have accomplished. I recognize the amount that is expected of me by this age in contrast to the amount I have done. I always hate my birthday. I never tell people when it is. At work no one knew. At school no one knew. It was always a regular day. A very depressing regular day.
This year I want to...
January 2009
Pogo is where I spent all my time in high school.
Dearest RealRealSoft,
This is pogo.
Or this.
Not this.
Maybe no one in Canada told you this? Sorry, but its the truth.
I forgot what time I put in the cake, anyone know?
I should have never offered to make the dessert.
And they say there is no way to screw up cake from...
After mixing all the ingredients in the pan:
• the mix
• oil
• an egg
I notice that it said that step #1 was to grease the pan. Therefore I:
• sprayed pam in my mixture.
I then noticed it showed 2 tablespoons of water. Therefore I:
• took out the Brita and started pouring in. Its not like someone is going to somehow be able to measure how much water I put in right? The way I see it, if I...
Following in the footsteps of James Stewart
I’ve decided to add a little action to my day.
Sitting on my bed doing nothing just isn’t what it used to be.
I just affixed the mirror on my dresser on an angle in order that while sitting on my bed I can see all the people passing by on the street.
I am expecting something very exciting to go down over there.
Maybe someone will kill the guy who owns the cleaners? Chop him up into...
“Nothing beats being really honest about who you are and what you need. All the...”
– Four Christmases (2008) Creighton(Jon Voight)
When people bash my tumblr I feel I want to bash...
I know I shouldn’t take it personally, but seriously, if you don’t like it…shut up!
Didn’t your grandma ever tell you, “If you’ve got nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all”.
No? She didn’t? Ok, well call her up and ask her why she failed as a grandma because that was her sole task.
Yes. Do it. Now.
Just reading the first line of this and I already...
havent-got-a-prayer:
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you. You answer quite slowly; a girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of yellow and green towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, and she’s gone. Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain, where rocking...
Staring out my window into the darkness made me...
Is there anymore to life?
Looking out my window the streets are not bare, the stores are not all shut down. This is New York City. Nothing here ever stops. Except was does stop, but the other stuff, it doesn’t. Its now dark out, late, and time for sleep. Very overdue time for sleep. I pull the shades down, as I do every night. I get back into my bed. Shut off the computer. Then go to sleep....
“Don’t be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live...”
– Tuck Everlasting (via littlemiss)
Oh do I miss this book. And my childhood.
Aside from Sideway Stories from Wayside School, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, and The Year of Living Biblically, this was my favorite book!
Ok, so those are the only books I have ever read. Is there a problem...
After watching 3 episodes in a row, I now remember...
About 4 years ago I told myself I was no longer going to watch tv.
I haven’t since.
That is until last night.
I decided I wanted to pick one tv show and watch it. I missed being a part of the media. I miss understanding all those inside jokes. I have forgotten what it feels like to follow something and be a part of this inter-textual society we are all so much a part of. I didn’t...
“And I will be having a love affair with each of you”
– You had me at Follow: i’ve decided to try and follow all you beautiful people who follow me
Can’t wait.
Can someone explain to me in three sentences
defeatism:
jgh:
this “I Care About You” meme
Okay, I’ll try.
Molls said “jump.”
And Tumblr said “how high?”
I’m pretty sure this guy summarized it quite well.
Win? I think so.
What sort of gay is notthatkindagay?
And what sort is he not?
All this ambiguity is really not working for me.
I've decided to start looking at the blog names...
I will take you all along on my journey and quest for truth.
White House Unbuttons Formal Dress Code -... →
jgh:
Oh noez, Obama’s staff wears business casual!!!!111!!!!
Glad to see Obama detractors are focusing on the real issues.
Well I can’t think of anything I’d rather them focus on otherwise.
And that applies to the NYT as well. Nice story to cover. Nothing else in the world going on I take it?
Anyone know how to text an international # from...
Or anywhere else on a computer?
Free?
Here goes...this is me asking all of you for...
So if you have been reading my blog…ever…you are aware of my current job situation.
That situation being that I don’t have one.
Currently I am looking for job and I am not going to be picky. Something entry level. An assistant perhaps. Anyone need someone doing anything for them?
If anyone of you are in New York, or know someone who is, there is a chance you can help me.
...
Check it out...She is Jewish!...says... →
Blah blah blah Jewish. Expect this to be picked up and paraded by half a million ecstatic Jewish blogs by the end of the day.
via youngmanhattanite:
Only becuase you asked so nicely.
Oh and moron….”metsiye” means bargain. But that is the literal meaning of course, it is meant here figuratily. More like, “oh wow, thats really great!”
“All this nothing has meant more to me than so many…somethings. So, thank you.”
– Kathleen Kelly, “You’ve Got Mail” (via martinis-in-a)
Sometimes I have a crush on myself.
Ok fine, I always have a crush on myself.
Don’t believe me? See here.
But seriously, why shouldn’t I?
Even better, how couldn’t I?
“Heheh its Thursday!! Thursday on tumblr is SNPD - semi naked picture day....”
– Me.
I actually just said this to a friend.
He thinks I lost my mind.
FYI, it was due to seeing this on my dashboard.
Hey Mike, I like it. (horrible attempt at a reference to Life cereal commercial).
No GPOYW or SNPD today for me -- Others have made...
stupidinboston:
I’m fairly sure my SNPD obligations have been met this week, thanks to the ever so hard work of others.
Always so optimistic. Someone give me a reason to not love this guy.
Ok, I get it…a new reason. That one is getting old.
This is great. I fully support artsy-hygienic... →
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
This is hysterical.
2 comments to make on this blog.
1. I wish I was capable of capturing a photo of the teeth brushing in my dream last night. It was damn good.
2. I can’t brush my teeth without looking in the mirror. I’m assuming thats normal, right?
Ok, now that I got that out I’m going to work on my photography skills so that I can submit my...
“Advertising is based on one thing. Happiness. And you know what Happiness is?...”
– Don Drapper ( Jon Hamm)
Mad Men
My new favorite show. It is incredible, orgasmic actually.
(It is currently the only show I am watching…any other suggestions of what to watch?)
Oh and fyi…I love men in advertising. Huge turn on. Possibly the only straight sounding comment you will...
There is a high chance you will be reblogged into... →
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Often they are inspiring. Sometimes heart warming. Occasionally offensive.
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I feel young again. Like a young college student.
I am about to watch Mad Men.
Via Surfthechannel.
As mentioned by Ed.
I’ve never watched a tv show on the computer before…I never even knew how.
I feel like a kid again, in the dorms with my friends.
FYI, I’m 22. Graduated college in August. Ahh, college, those were the good ol’ days.
Ok Ed, I'll be your friend.
Last night I had a dream...
I am one of those strange individuals that remembers their dreams. Last night I had quite a few and calling them strange would not even be the least of it. I woke up every 30 minutes beginning at 8:30. I had a dream in each relapse of sleep.
I don’t remember each dream in its entirety, more and more keeps jumping into my head. In order that I do not forget anything I figured this a good...
Win for me, none for you. →
bowlingalleylawyer:
nechamaelle:
airport:
My state actually has an Official State Website (virginia.gov). What’ll they think of next?
That was meant as a joke…guess you didn’t get it.
My sense of humor is better than yours! I win.
you are such an asshole that I am positive we’d be friends in the real world.
That was by far the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. BAL, if that is...