January 2010
December 2009
What should Nicole get Dan for their 6 month...
Some help please…only because I don’t want to be discussing it all day and night!
Hello? Anybody here?
I think I might be the only person in Grand Central right now….am I the only person in the state of New York going into work today? I know I’m the only one in my office…but in the world?? More people were in shul last shabbos than were on the 2 train this morning.
Rain, snow, sleet....
I still love New York! Have a very merry and snowy New Years!
I miss my youth. When did I become so old?...
Watchmichaelmcgee:
Holidae In
by Chingy
Ha! Remember this? I miss high school so much.
30 Artistic and Creative Résumés →
(via mirza)
I should send these to my boss. We are desperately looking to hire people but the resumes coming in seem to be from people who have never designed anything in their life…mind you the job description is labeled ‘designer’.
Not sure were things are going wrong, but somewhere they are.
6 months, only 6 more months.
I am so ready to cut my hair. I’ve never been more ready. Actually, I’ve never before been ready. Now I am. Looking forward. And totally ready to look back.
This year is going to be a good one. And I’ve decided that. It is a fact.
I need to listen to some music...some help?
Why am I still at work?
I'd like to introduce you all to Hernando B. →
I need a new blowdryer...any suggestions?
My hair is the only thing I can count on in life, so the solid blowdryer is a necessity.
Lightweight. Durable. Doesn’t kill my hair. Can actually last more than a year. Doesn’t get too hot…
Suggestions please?!
Watchmarkyb:
This is the first time I’ve seen this trailer and I could not be more upset. This looks like crap [censored] and I’m sure it will be.
However, at 1:04 Jackie Chan tells Jaden Smith, “Jack it, off.” So I thought that was pretty funny.
I think I’ve seen this movie, but in the version I saw the old guy was a lot older and there was way more waxing on and off. Oh, and everything...
Can you tell if you smell bad?
I’m not sure if this smell that I’m smelling is good or bad. It smells like me, but what does that mean?
Really?
Why is it every time I tell people were I work I get a “REALLY” in response. Is it that unbelievable?
Is it that you know that I do graphic design so it seems strange to you that I am working in such a place that is not associated with graphic design but is associated with finance? (maybe because it is a bank?)
OR
Is it just because you can not imagine me actually having a job in...
Ten Words You Need To Stop Misspelling →
kaytee:
lorenrochelle:
really.
This would be the story of my life…
How is anyone even meant to know the difference between loose/lose and where/were and effect/affect.
Its taken me 23 years and I finally know their/there and whole/hole. Not sure when I’m going to get around to the others.
markyb:
samann:
movieoftheweek:
Please,...
I arrived in San Francisco this morning
srsly:
and it is —— COLD as a whale’s vagina. I could see my breath, which actually wasn’t that bad since I spent at least half an hour roaring and pretending to be a dragon.
Tomorrow we’re going downtown. I don’t know where exactly, but it is either going to be incredibly fun or extremely excruciating.
Hey srsly, thats San Diego. Learn your spanish!
Its gonna be a new year!
I kinda hate it when everyone at work is leaving and they say, ‘See you next year’.
Really? You are that pathetic.
Suddenly I’m thrown back in 2nd grade and its the day before Rosh Hashona and everyone is saying, ‘See you next year!”, and I’m standing like a moron with that estranged face on thinking, but its only September? Will I not see you until January?...
12 Hours until the roommate comes back...
I just don’t think I’m ready for clothes yet.
Nicole, if you are reading this… stay home a few more days please? Trust me on this one, you may see things you don’t want to be seeing.
Posting will be briefly suspended on Wednesday...
Just FYI, incase you didn’t see it on the top of your screen all day.
Yes, I’m a humanitarian.
Last year at this time...
You’d think being that it actually was a year ago that would have been enough time…
I thought it was…
Turns out once again I was wrong.
So much has happened tonight that I don't even...
Yes, were.
What did she look like when she found out?
What did she say to make him think that?
Did anyone know it was her?
Is she really going to give it to me?
Will it be different now that shes gone?
Will it still be the same once she has it?
Are they going to do it? Soon?
Will she act different to me now? Will he?
Should I pretend it never happened?
Do I continue on as if it has?
How...
“You’ve got to learn to deal with your feelings, [Suzanne], before they...”
– Postcards From the Edge (1990) Julie Marsden(CCH Pounder)
A boy just asked me for my phone number...
If I give it to him, will I get pregnant?
Do I have to marry him?
I’m new to all of this, some help please.
How are you people finding me?
In the past week I’ve gotten roughly 20 new followers,
I don’t think I’ve been reblogged more than twice within that entire time period.
How are you people finding me?
Please reblog with the answer or comment on this post.
Yes, I am extremely curious.
Oh, and thanks for the follow! Hope you enjoy!
How I met Rita
Estee: How do you know Rita?
Me: We met on Skype.
Me: ... you know... doing stuff on webcams...
Estee: Umm ok, not sure I want to skype with you...
Me: But if we skype you can end up in my blog!
Me: Rita is 90% of my blog and our relationship is soley based on skype!
Coincidence? I think not.
Me: Pick a color
[Internet dies]
[me picks pink outfit for tomorrow]
[me wants to tell Estee to pick pink, but Internet not working]
[Internet awakens]
Estee: Pink
God did have a hand in my wardrobe choices for tomorrow. Clearly.
Or maybe, possibly, my mind and Estee’s mind are….the same?!
Am I Estee Colmean?
You can only type one word.
bowlingalleylawyer:
hurricane-k:katoleary:
Not as easy as you might think.
1. Where is your cell phone? bed
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? none
3. Your hair? brown
4. Work? Designer
5. Your father? Lawrence
6. Your favorite thing? Tumblr?
7. Your dream last night? Can’t remember
8. Your favorite drink? Smoothies
9. Your dream car? Accord
10. The room you’re in? Living
11....
I should totally start wearing clothes.
[Note: This has no connection to recent TSA security rulings].
[Note: If you live in the building across from mine, please close your shades, I am not sure how quickly I will adapt this new idea I’ve conjured up.]
Was that just Julia Allison on a Sony commerical?
If so, I’m not sure I understand what they are trying to say with that?
FYI for anyone who is flying anytime soon...get a...
Just in: New airport security rulings - all individuals flying must take off all undergarments for security reasons.
I actually have New Years plans...
I suddenly feel like I’m part of something, part of something big.
Am I totally off, is this feeling merely deceiving me, am I still part of nothing?
And yes Ryan (turtle man), I did totally just...
I do give credit where credit is due.
"I have a really big bed"
This would be the pickup line I’ve been using since moving to the city…as of yet there hasn’t been no affirmed action in said bed, yet I am still holding strong on this line and hoping that one of these days someone will react in the ways I am picturing it.
Last night I...ended up somewhere...somethings...
Somethings never change...
“Facebook is being cited in almost one in five of online divorce petitions,...”
– Facebook fuelling divorce, research claims - Telegraph (via robot-heart)
It doesn’t really count as fuelling divorce if all it is doing is making it easier for spouses to catch one another cheating. I think people’s inability to remain in a long-term monogamous committed relationship is fuelling...