February 2010
Scarsdale? Whats that?
So I’m from Lawrence, am I suppose to know what Scarsdale is? What state its in?
And that Deal is nowhere near Teaneck? Jersey is Jersey, and thats a fact!
I am proud of my knowledge of geography, or lack there of. Really though, why should I know of any other place in this world. The 5 towns even have a “THE” in the beginning, we are a damn proper noun! Is it THE Scarsdale?...
“Wow…even dead- such great skin.”
– Sarah Silverman, Maxim, February 2010
In response to being asked, “What’s being said over your casket”
Living proof
A friend just told me I am living proof that the system works.
I am not sure how that should be taken.
It sounds pretty pathetic and I shouldn’t be proud of the road I’ve taken, but the point is that I made it, right?
Bounty: The THICK picker-upper.
Really Bounty?
Thats what you want us to think?
Your thick?
January 2010
“It started out as a joke… but now its becoming real! I don’t...”
– Liz Kemon
Worth Repeating.
And living by.
Why me?
What year are we living in?
I think the time is now.
Wish me luck. Really? Its luck I need?
I'm normal!
Because Jess said so.
I know nothing about football...so what exactly is...
Wind speed in Miami currently 24 mph if ur going...
Downloading an MP3?
Anyone remember the days when music was purchased in the form of a CD from something referred to as a “store” where you had to leave your house and physically walk into this “store” and hand over money in exchange for this physcial plastic box with the ‘compact disc’ inside?
(I’m not even bothering with Mini-disks, Casette tapes, or records)
Ever since...
“You can’t help what you were born with but you can help what you become.”
– Skin (2008) Sunnie Laing(Alice Krige)
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza...
Hey Lonnie, remember that?
Vivas 3 meals a day suddenly I am thinking this didn’t happen by accident?
I'm from da bronx
I’m from Long Island. I make that pretty clear. I love stereotypes, I live by them, I live for them. So why is it that when people from out of state (The New York one), or even out of country (The United States one), often think I am from the bronx?
Do they not know of our stereptypes to which I subject myself to in order to fully portray the stuck-up-5-towns jap I try so hard to be?
Or do...
“I don’t care. I’m having a good time.”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock.
This being the code I live my life by, Everything is done for the sole purpose of my entertainment. Nothing else. Well, sometimes other things, but for this argument, lets say my entertainment is the sole purpose.
So there people, you have it. That is why I do what I do.
No...
I have a dream.
One day long from now, some of you will know that dream.
Truth is, some of you were in that dream.
Solid Golllldddd.
169th and Biscayne.
A flattened Rubicks cube in a concentration camp
My self portrait, exposed.
For the past 4 months my self portrait has been hanging on the wall in my living room. Everytime people come over they comment on the hamburger painting right next to it. They love it. But the portrait, never met anything that liked that one. Once I mention its a self portrait I often get stares of confusion. How is a bunch of boxes me?
Last night I had a bunch of...
“Yours is thicker than Nicoles”
– Esther
The Australian.
She doesn’t know that in New York, we like it thick.
In other news,
darrenbrockes:
I feel like watching Save the Last Dance.
Like I don’t have a crush on Julia Stiles either.
Elevator Talk
And people seem to be under the impression that New Yorkers aren’t friendly?
I’m not quite sure why that is.
Getting in the stuffed elevator tonight in my building I noticed a friend standing in the back behind several strangers. I looked over in between the many shoulders and maneuvered my way into saying hi, not too loud of course. We had a bit of the casual, ‘what have you...
Its 2am, why am I just leaving work now?
So Conan is black?
Now it all makes sense….
“you are not allowed to keep anything in a locker overnight if you do not pay for...”
– In 14 months my lock has only been clipped twice. Today would be the second time. The first time it happened I broke down and was hysterical enough to pack up my entire room and move home for 3 months. It was that traumatizing.
So what now?
My locks been clipped.
Can I make it?
Do I have to try drugs first before deciding I'm...
“Deadlines – I love the sound as they go whooshing by.”
– Julie & Julia (2009) Eric Powell(Chris Messina)
“Look, obviously I’m invested in (the Conan / Leno situation) because it affects...”
– SETH MEYERS, Weekend Update.
Heh.
(via inothernews)
“Make no mistake, moving is living.”
– Up in the Air (2009) Ryan Bingham(George Clooney)
“If NBC doesn’t want people to see me, they should just keep me on NBC”
– Conan
“I think the best prank I ever pulled was, I told a guy that ‘Five years from...”
– JIMMY KIMMEL, snarkily answering a question on Jay Leno’s otherwise lame “10 At 10” bit: “What’s the best prank you ever pulled?”
The audience laughed their asses off; apparently they’re Team Conan.
(via inothernews)
I normally don’t like to get political, even more so in a public platform...
There are TWO new 30 Rocks tonight?!?
mindgrapes:
I can’t believe it! This is gonna be like waking up December 26th to even more presents. Wahooooo!!!
Why did I only watch one?! When was the second one on? Why am I a moron? (don’t answer that last question…unless you actually know the answer?)
passthemike asked: I agree. I was thinking the same thing when I made it, I just have zero artistic ability. Maybe my next historical stick figure will be better :)
“There is no off position on the genius switch”
– David Letterman
