December 2010
“I’m sending signals to your box”
– -Abe, from Verizon.
Sure thing, can I send signals to your box? I mean if its ok for you to send some to mine, I want to play with yours too.
important cosby show moments
folkinz:
claire huxtable sings with stevie wonder
season 2 opening
shirt story
happy anniversary
theo’s holiday
i know that you know
call of the wild
together again & again
move it
denise-the saga continues
off to see the wretched
golden anniversary
say hello to a good buy
and so we commence (fwd to 6:44)
LOVEE the Cosby Show!
I spent the entire senoir year of high school...
Pick a number. Any number. 1-200. Go! Now. You...
This is why I started Elle
Sometimes I crave things.
Things that stimulate me.
Things that encourage me.
Things that make me feel bigger. Better. Stronger. Louder. Louder.
Did you hear me?
I want to write.
I want a 52!
An ongoing everlasting conversation.
Me: Father, did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night? The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Packers triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory.
Dad: Get a life.
Me: Good idea father! Are they one sale now? It is after Christmas!
Dad: Yes as well as husbands.
Me: Well, I'm on a low budget. I'll only buy one.
Dad: Use my credit card and splurge for the guy.
Me: Father, I'm going to be responsible. We are in a recession! I'm going to hold off on it this for now, lets put the money in my save pile.
People for whom 2010 was a big disappointment will...
So now the ever frustrating question.
What shall the new year bring?
Is there really any difference between December 31 and January 1?
Or is it just life that sucks?
Forever.
“If your off to see 72 virgins you don’ take the kids along”
– Ricky Gervais
Outtake from my Esquire piece
nickdouglas:
Screwing with Justin Bieber This year, Justin Bieber got slowed down 800%, deleted from the internet, and called a 51-year-old pedophile. 4chan told Google that he had syphilis and tried to send him to North Korea. On the upside, all the attention meant 3% of Twitter traffic was dedicated to him. But when he kept dominating Twitter’s trending topics, they changed their...
The Giants of New York took on the Packers of...
This was a post I meant to post yesterday.
But true story. It happened.
Why did I go to work today?
I think I am the only person in New York to have gone to work today.
Ok, truth be told, there was one other person in Starbucks this morning. There is no other reason to be at a Starbucks at 8am other than being on your way to work. So I guess it was the two of us. And technically the people at Starbucks? They deserve to be counted in my tally of everyone in the city of New York who went to...
“I just want to let you know you are a god!!”
– - [redacted]
I have a problem with this, so to explain the situation to all of you I can.
[redacted] went on a date, decided he didn’t have any interest and didn’t want to continue this relationship. Being this he proceeded to do as all men do, he simply didn’t call her back.
I...
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it...”
– Kung Fu Panda (2008) Oogway(Randall Duk Kim)
I like to land.
I’ve come to realize that going on vacation someplace for me is a waste. All I really want to do is arrive in New York. The plane landing in New York is by far the most exciting point of any trip I’ve ever taken. I don’t care where I’m coming from, how long I’ve been gone, or the mere fact that arriving in New York only means one thing: my vacation has ended.
To elaborate let me walk you through...
Comic Sans Criminal →
mirza:
There’s help available for people like you!
Thank god for that!
And…this reminds me of those ‘how do you keep idiots busy for hours’ things…I’ve done this about 10 times and still not getting bored of it!
I love landing
“Clearly jesus was a jew….only a jew would believe his mother is a virgin”
– Evan.
But I always thought my mother is?
WatchIsrael Shark Conspiracy
Stephen Colbert tries not to spread international Zionist conspiracies, but Israel working with sharks just makes too much sense. (02:35)
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“I always thought it’d be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.”
– The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) Tom Ripley(Matt Damon)
Never leave to the airport without your American...
The Pillow Fort: Learning Things about Girls →
ryanpurtill:
I used to get mad at my girl for taking too long to change in the bathroom, but I don’t anymore. You see, girls are doing more than changing during those times, guys.
Now, I’m not 100% positive but I’m pretty sure when they are taking their shirt off they leave it on the top of their head and…
He is right. 100%. Everygirl does that. I know I do and everyone I know also. My...
