February 2011
“A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on...”
– Big Fish (2003) Will Bloom(Billy Crudup)
Reminds me of my favorite joke…whats worse than having to listen to Nechama tell one of her stories? Having to listen to Nechama tell it again. - Via Shana.
On a related note, Mazel tov Shana!
January 2011
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Mazel tov Reina and Eli
A Frum joke
A Rabbi’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the Rabbi’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the Rabbi’s expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner...
Jersey Shore
Just watched my first 5 minutes of Jersey Shore.
I have to admit I actually did not want to turn it off.
People are actually that stupid.
It was beyond funny.
I laughed. A lot. More in these 5 minutes of live Jersey Shore than my DVR-ed Colbert Report.
Sad?
For those Jersians, yes.
On a scale of 100 to 100, what are the chances my...
Jan 26, 2009 →
The weird thing, I don’t even remember this.
They wanted me back?
I remember leaving. They bought me flowers. But going back? That I don’t recall.
Just saw my 3 day old fairy god child...and he...
WatchAll I want is to go back to school.
Back to school. Back to school. Prove to dad that I’m not a fool.
You know its bad when you are eating from the...
If I don't remember it does that mean it was bad,...
Why did he want Lox? →
Under ‘lox’ & key
Fish ‘thief’ borscht-belted in B’klyn
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/under_lox_key_r1waCmfF6JBSgK12RRaT2I#ixzz1BsTnWIMY
Am I truly happy for them? Or happy becuase they...
It just doesn't feel right...
“The best way to break old habits is to make new ones”
– Clean and Sober (1988) Craig(Morgan Freeman)
I have an abundance of bad habits I need to break. Problem is, not sure how to generate such new habits, good ones. How to I start these? And what is the likelyhood they will end up in the same place the olds ones left one….in the bad? Quite likely...
WatchGrandma Winchel….J-E-T-S-Jets!Jets!Jets!
I want to join the Winchel family!!
I’d rather be watching the Giants.
“I need a bottle sterilizer? Are my boobs sterile?”
– Rita
On her way to being a great mom….
My life dream...well, one of them...
Me: Can I be your kids god-mother?
Rita: It depends, what does a god-mother do?
Me: I don't know.
Me: Can I be the fairy god-mother?
Rita: Yoni, can Nechama be the fairy god-mother?
Yoni: I don't care. Whatever you want.
Rita: But what do you want?!
Yoni: I want food.
Rita: So if I get you food, can Nechama be the fairy god-mother?
Yoni [thumbs-up]
Me: Wohoo! I'm going to be a fairy god-mother!
I'm bored in NYC and want to do something fun...
Top 10 Shabbat Movies →
This site claims to list the top 10 movies to watch on shabbos.
Correct me when I’m wrong…but on shabbos it is not allowed to watch movies?
No electricity, ie, no dvd players, no tvs, no laptops…no movies.
Nice try though.
Oh, and one more thing… the list only has 2, you told me you were going to list 10…FAIL again!
Were, Where?
I’ll admit it, I have no idea when to use which.
I keep trying to learn but lack the ability to comprehend such.
I tried everything.
Even this.
I know, its sad.
Anyone have some incredible good tips that will actually make me learn once and for all?
“so you like the right or left side of the bed?”
– Donny Z.
For some reason he thinks he is staying with me for the next couple months….in my bed…there must be a good reason he is thinking this…I’m not sure quite sure of it though….
I really miss it.
Don’t you?
How to keep entertained during a blizzard →
Blizzards can be scary when all the lights go out or boring when you’re stuck in the house with nothing to do. They can also be the perfect family time. Everyone is gathered together in one place with nothing better to do. Follow these steps to keep entertained during a blizzard.
1. Play dark tag
2. Tell ghost stories
3. Board games
4. Have Sex (Really?)
5. Shadow Puppets
6. Think...
How to admit you are wrong →
In going along with my new years resolution to recount some posts from the past in attempts to connect better with myself, here is my 1.11.
It seems I said
This is an article I am not even bothering to read.
Why not you ask, well its because I’m never wrong. Clearly! So what purpose would reading this article serve me?
You on the otherhand, I suggest you read it, and read it thoroughly. Maybe...
On the greatest compliment ever recieved. (This...
‘She’s either a genius or completely crazy’
Some don’t see this as a compliment, I do.
I take pride in my abilities. I’ll stop there. I’m not even going to elaborate on such because that would outright ruin my such ability.
Saturday night I was with some new people. These people have met me before but have not yet been fully aquainted to me. One thing to...
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