December 2011
8 inches! I'm at 8 inches!!
What every Jew wants for Chanukah...a Christmas...
How much should I be giving my doorman for...
Why is growing up this hard??
MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
I almost went missing..
Rita: Its been an hour and I can't find Nechama
Mom: Last I spoke to her she was in Bloomingdales...try there?
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Rita: I can't find my friend, can you page her? I think she is lost?
Bloomingdales lady: How old is she?
Rita: 25
Bloomingdales lady: Does she have a disability?
Rita: Ummm. Well her cell phone died and she doesn't know where she is going and she is lost.
Bloomingdales lady: I don't think we can do that?
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Rita: Nechama is lost. What do I do?
Amy: What? How is she lost? Where did you leave her?
Rita: Well, according to facebook at 2:44 she was in Santa Monica at Coffee Bean. And at 1:46 she was in Venice beach.
Amy: Huh? You weren't with her?
Rita: I had work...she wanted to go rollerblading...
Amy: Wait a few minutes, I'm sure she will show up...
Rita: But its been an hour and its dark and she is probably hungry!
Amy: Umm, maybe wait a bit more? I'm sure she can handle herself.
Food so good. Me so tiny.
Belly hurts.
Hollywood just beat 420 by a longshot.
25
It can happen at any time, it can happen at any speed. It can be sudden or it can be a slow process, no matter what, it is bound to happen. And most importantly, it doesn’t have to happen only once a year. People can age at any given time. People can several times in one calendar year. Rarely is it ever the same time year after year, or rather rarely is it even the same date…ever. I aged this...
Its hotter than I expected. Where's all the wind?...
