A car phone? And you are proud of that?
As I was walking today I couldn’t help but notice this guy stopped at a red light with his window rolled down. He was sitting there all relaxed, elbow hanging out the car window. Just one problem, he was on a white car phone. Not only was the phone the size of a Zack Morris phone…but it had a thick white cord attached. I’m sorry, but where did you get that thing? If for some reason I was on a car phone, I’m not sure why I would be, but if I where to be…I would close my damn window! I wouldn’t be parading the thing around town like he was.
Someone should inform this guy that a)car phones stopped being cool the year beepers came out and b) repeat a) one more time, I doubt he fully understood it, I mean, he is using a car phone, chances are he is missing a few screws and takes a while to fully conceptualize things.