1/09/2012
A medical exchange
- Doctor: Go home and strip your bed and wash your sheets. You have a spider in your bed and need to get him out asap.
- Me: Its a man! I've got a guy in my bed and your advice is to get him out? Why would I want to do that?
- Doctor: Ugh. It might be a female spider.
- Me: So now you think I sleep with women?!
