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suicideblonde: Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:46:37 -0500

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Boots for pedicures? Is this what the world has come to? In...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:29:09 -0500

Boots for pedicures?

Is this what the world has come to?

In order that you don’t freeze when running back to your apartment/car/house/wherever-you-are-running-to, when in flip flops after getting a pedicure… they now have boots…with the toes removed so you can get a pedicure and your feet still be warm…

But ummm… aren’t your toes still gonna be cold?

Fail.

But Becca, I think its a great idea and I am looking forward to receiving this for Christmas (from you, thanks!)

You are invited to join the "I lost my cell phone, give me your number!" group by John ***

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:26:13 -0500

[Ignore]

I don’t want that bastard having my number.

I know you think its the perfect way to get all your friends numbers after loosing your phone, but inviting all your facebook friends? Seriously, how many of your facebook friends’ numbers did you even have to be begin with? Maybe 1/6? Thats even doubtful. And no, Im not posting my number on the interwebs for all the crazyies out there.

PS, my number is 516.668.5318

"I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where there are..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:17:35 -0500

“I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where there are rules and you can win. There’s no winning in sex.”

- Norm Macdonald

[For the record, I’m posting this solely because I find it funny]

(via theshalom)

There is no winning in baseball.

How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:16:33 -0500

Wet!

Laffy Taffy Joke # 182

What is a tree's favorite drink?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:15:00 -0500

Root beer!

Laffy Taffy Joke # 181

(via marco) Me: My room is so hot. Amy: All apartments in New...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:04:44 -0500

(via marco)

Me: My room is so hot.

Amy: All apartments in New York are hot.

[Amy comes into my room]

Amy: Your room is soo hot!!

Me: Ya, I said that.

[An hour later]

Amy: Your room is really cold.

*Welcome to New York City heat controlled apartments. The temperature changes faster than a schizophrenic who forgot his meds.

Why is it so hard to get dressed after getting out of the shower?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:57:28 -0500

I don’t mind the getting dressed in the morning. That isn’t bad. But getting dressed after the shower? Its nearly impossible. I’d rather sit in a towel all day than put on some clean clothes. Is that just me?

MEN AND URINALS: An Investigation | VICE

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:43:00 -0500

MEN AND URINALS: An Investigation | VICE:

indieandyy:

via kaytee, who says ”It’s maybe a little sad how absolutely fascinated I was by this.”

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So much of this is very true. Including the unspoken “empty stall” rule (and yes. there’s even an app for that.)

This has been the topic of conversation in my house for as long as I can remember.

And fyi, my brother one time say Lipa in the bathroom and wasn’t impressed.

hunsonisgroovy: Always Squeeze From the Bottom PSA?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:35:53 -0500

hunsonisgroovy:

Always Squeeze From the Bottom

PSA?

If I am working from home and order in dinner, do I get to charge the office for my dinner?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:35:27 -0500

This is crucial here to the rent I need to pay next week.

"Employed people began to spend their money more carefully when they saw coworkers getting laid off..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:32:00 -0500

“Employed people began to spend their money more carefully when they saw coworkers getting laid off in increasing numbers. That is a rational act in the face of an increasing possibility of a loss of income. This is unlikely to change in the near future, so long as large public layoffs remain a news item. Is this a Sentiment factor — or a rational response to changing conditions?”

- The Big Picture (via azspot)

suicideblonde: The Goonies Goonies never say die.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:08:44 -0500

suicideblonde:

The Goonies

Goonies never say die.

Work is not meant for the weekend, otherwise it wouldn't be called the weekend.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:00:00 -0500

"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:58:01 -0500

“Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.”

- Mary Catherwood (via lickystickypickyme)

indieandyy: The East Side of Los Angeles on a Sunny...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:57:05 -0500

indieandyy:

The East Side of Los Angeles on a Sunny Day

(via tumblangeles:grapesmc)

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This is where I live and sometimes I really do love it. Also, West LA blows. Give me Silverlake/Echo Park/Hollywood over Westwood/Century City/Beverly Hills any day.

Pasadena > East Side

Just saying.

"You have to judge people by what you find them to be and not by what other people say they are."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:13:06 -0500

““You have to judge people by what you find them to be and not by what other people say they are.””

- King’s Row (1942)
Marie Von Eln(Maria Ouspenskay)

Goodnight world.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:19:04 -0500

See you in 3 hours.

Why did I do this tonight when I know I have to work tomorrow?

No, please don’t answer that.

"I’m standing next to nechama, on a scale of 1 to jealous, how jealous are you?"

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:01:38 -0500

“I’m standing next to nechama, on a scale of 1 to jealous, how jealous are you?”

- Abby

This may or may not have affected my ego.

It takes off a few inches.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:45:00 -0500

Zev, in regard to being circumcised.